Some People Never Have Anything Except Ideals.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

All Of The Troubles That Some People Have In Life Is That Which They Married Into.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.