Some People Never Have Anything Except Ideals.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.

The Way To Keep A Cat Is To Try To Chase It Away.

A Woman Who Can't Forgive Should Never Have More Than A Nodding Acquaintance With A Man.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.