Some People Pay A Compliment As If

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants To Stop Living On Account Of The Cost.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.