Some People Say Video Games Rot Your

It's Pretty Cool That People Will Pay For Something Even Though They Don't Have To. It's Totally Different Now To Back In The Day. Now You're Paying For A Record Because You Believe In The Band. In The Future That Will Be The Only Time People Will Pay For Albums, Because There's Some Kind Of Connection.

But You Know What? When I Die, Everybody Is Invited To Come Take A Selfie At My Funeral. Except For My Enemies. They're Not Invited To The Funeral, Period.

I Feel Like You Constantly Have To Prove Why You Deserve To Continue To Exist.

I'm Pretty Sure That The Walkmen Are The Band That I've Paid To See The Most In My Life.

A Writer Once Asked What I'd Say If I Ever Met My Biggest Hater. I Paused, Thought Deeply And Said, "probably 'suk A Dog Dik, Motherfuker.'"