Someday The Lion Is Going To Lie

I Was Walking Through The Woods, Thinking About Christ. If He Was A Carpenter, I Wondered What He Charged For Bookshelves.

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But My Incompetence Has Never Stopped My Enthusiasm.

I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.