Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time.

It’s Sad. Marxism Didn’t Work. Communism Didn’t Work. Capitalism Doesn’t Work. Nothing Works. Even Democracy Doesn’t Work. Democracy-the Greatest Form Of Government And We Have Two Choices For Who’s Our Leader. In Fascism You Only Have One Choice. That’s Great. We Have One More Choice Than The Worst Form Of Government.

I Don't Know Any Comedian Who Tailors His Act To His Audience. Maybe People Say They Do, But I Can't Even Imagine Them.

Marie Antoinette Was Funny, I'm Sure She Was Just Misinterpreted. You Know The 'let Them Eat Cake' Line. She Seems Like She Was Kind Of Funny, Like A Chelsea Handler Or Kathy Griffin Type.

With Comedians, You Have That Understanding That We're Trying To Get Laughs.

The Mistake That People Make In Stand-up Is Thinking They're Profound Or They're Deep When There Are So Many People Who Have More Worthwhile Ways Of Phrasing Things.