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Shaunee Was Digging In Her Purse Like She'd Misplaced A Tube Of One Of Mac's Seasonal Lipsticks That You Buy And Fall In Love With And Then They Discontinue It Because They Really Hate Us And Want Us To Be Crazy.

I've Found That The Way A Person Feels About Cats-and The Way They Feel About Him Or Her In Return-is Usually An Excellent Gauge By Which To Measure A Person's Character

People Today, Vampyres And Humans Alike, Believe The Earth Is Just A Dead Thing That They Live On-that It Is Somehow Wrong Or Evil Or Barbaric To Listen To The Voices Of The Souls Of The World, And So The Heart And The Nobility Of An Entire Way Of Life Dried Up And Withered Away.

Damien Has Died And Gone Straight To Gay Boy Heaven,' Shaunee Said.

He Was Chugging Brown Pop From A Can Jack Had Handed Him While He Stuffed Nacho Cheese Doritos In His Face. I Was Glad To See He Looked Lots Better, Almost Completely Like Himself, Which Proves Doritos And Brown Pop Really Are Health Foods.