Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

Flowers Are One Of The Few Things We Buy, Bring Home, Watch Die, And We Don't Ask For Our Money Back.

There Are Ten Thousand People In The United States In A Persistent Vegetative State. Just Enough To Start A Small Town. Think Of Them As Veggie-burghers.

If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be Illegal.

The Other Night I Ate At A Real Nice Family Restaurant. Every Table Had An Argument Going.

I Never Go Anywhere Or Do Anything That Transports Me Outside The Boundaries Of My Mind.