Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.