Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

Men Aren't Necessities, They're Luxuries.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

The Truth Is That In My Job, Becoming Old And Becoming Extinct Are One And The Same Thing.

There Is Only One Value To Having The Look You Have When You Are Young And No Value To The Look You Have When You Are Older.

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.