Sometimes I'm Real Cool, But Sometimes I

Better Try To Stay Wide Awake, Or You Might End Up Found Dead By The Lake.

Britney Spears Has Shoulders Like A Man.

Of Course You Don't Want Your Kids Swearing. But Remember How Fun It Was To Cuss When You Were In The First Grade?

If I Said In One Of My Songs That My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex With Me In Junior High, All I'm Saying, Is That I'm Not Gay, You Know? People Confuse The Lyrics For Me Speaking My Mind. I Don't Agree With That Lifestyle, But If That Lifestyle Is For You, Then It's Your Business.

So Many Lives I Touch, So Much Anger.