Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I

If Nothing Else, I'm Making A Movie That I'll Enjoy.

It's Not Terrible, I Guess, But If Ricky Gervais Was Half As Talented As Me, Maybe The Show Would Actually Be Funny Once In A While.

I Actually Did Ponder Doing The Brad Pitt/angelina Jolie Thing And Get A Kid From Ethiopia. But You Know, I Already Have An Ashtray.

It's Always Weird Being The Only White Person In A Group. It Feels Like Everyone's Looking To Me For Guidance.

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.