Criticism Is Prejudice Made Plausible.

There Are Two Kinds Of Music; German Music And Bad Music.

To Wage A War For A Purely Moral Reason Is As Absurd As To Ravish A Woman For A Purely Moral Reason

You Never Push A Noun Against A Verb Without Trying To Blow Up Something.

I Am, In Fact, The Complete Anti-messiah, And Detest Converts Almost As Much As I Detest Missionaries. My Writings, Such As They Are, Have Had Only One Purpose: To Attain For H. L. Mencken That Feeling Of Tension Relieved And Function Achieved Which A Cow Enjoys On Giving Milk.

The Common Argument That Crime Is Caused By Poverty Is A Kind Of Slander On The Poor.