Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.