Sometimes I Snore, Like When I Get

If Google Doesn't Know The Answer, Then It's Not A Question

When The Phone Started Ringing Too Many Times, I Had To Take It Back To What I Can Handle. I Take My Chances On A Job Or A Person As Opposed To A Situation. I Don't Like To Have A Situation Placed Over My Head.

I Was At The New York Film Critics Circle Awards One Year - They Called Me Up When Somebody Canceled Two Days Before The Thing, And Asked Me To Present Some Awards. So I Went, And One Of The Funniest Film Moments I've Ever Had Was When They Introduced The New York Film Critics. They All Stood Up - Motley Isn't The Word For That Group. Everybody Had Some Sort Of Vision Problem, Some Sort Of Damage - I Had To Bury Myself In My Napkin.

The Money Thing Is, The Sort Of Elvis Presley Thing Of Buying You Mother Car Is Great, That's Very Good. My Mother Has Learned How To Spend Money.

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.