Sometimes I Think Everything I Touch Turns

Great Minds Sink Alike, Right?

The Only Thing Worse For Smoking Than Drinking Is Quitting Drinking. Because Then It's The Only Thing You Can Do.

My Former Wife Is A Very Eccentric Woman, Which Is Why I Still Love Her.

Mine Is Not An Autonomous Imagination.

I Think Men Talk To Women So They Can Sleep With Them And Women Sleep With Men So They Can Talk To Them.