Sometimes I Think My Soul Is Full

Christmas Is Doing A Little Something Extra For Someone.

In The Book Of Life, The Answers Aren't In The Back.

Each Year, The Great Pumpkin Rises Out Of The Pumpkin Patch That He Thinks Is The Most Sincere. He's Gotta Pick This One. He's Got To. I Don't See How A Pumpkin Patch Can Be More Sincere Than This One. You Can Look Around And There's Not A Sign Of Hypocrisy. Nothing But Sincerity As Far As The Eye Can See.

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.