Sometimes I Try To Take A Nap

I Don't Think It Makes Any Sense To Try To Get Anyone To Not Talk.

Everything's Amazing Right Now, And Nobody's Happy.

There's No Real Preparing At Home For Stand-up. You Just Go And You Just Do It.

I Read Something In The Paper That Really Confused Me The Other Day. It Said That 80 Percent Of The People In New York Are Minorities. Shouldn't You Not Call Them Minorities When They Get To Be 80 Percent Of The Population? That's A Very White Attitude, Don't You Think? I Mean, You Could Take A White Guy To Africa And He'd Be Like 'look At All The Minorities Around Here! I'm The Only Majority.'

Bill Has Three Goldfish. He Buys Two More. How Many Dogs Live In London?