Sometimes I Wish I Hadn't Said Something

They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

My Humor Was Kind Of From My Dad And All The Stuff That We Went Through, Which Was A Lot Of Death. My Humor Was An Escape.

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?