Sometimes I Wish That I Was A

I Wanna Run Through The Halls Of My High School, I Wanna Scream At The Top Of My Lungs. I Just Found Out There's No Such Thing As The Real World, Just A Lie You've Got To Rise Above.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

I'm The Only Person I Know Who's Got A Bunch Of Money.

Sometimes You Tell Someone To Never Call You Again; And Then The Phone Rings And You Hope It's Them - It's The Most Twisted Logic Of All Time.

There's A Certain Lack Of Gimmickry To What I Do That Makes People In England Go: 'where's The Thing?