Sometimes Love Don't Feel Like It Should,

My Voice Has Gotten Better From Smoking.

Nobody Heard Anything Ahead Of Time.

I'm The Guy Who Wrote The Authority Song. Did They Think I Was Kidding? Did They Think It Was Only A Song To Entertain?

My Grandmother Made Sure That I Went To Church Every Sunday. And Shed Come Over And Pick Us Boys Up, And We Would Go To The Nazarene Church. And Back Then, That Was About As Close To Heaven As I Ever Got, Because Just The Time To Be Able To Spend With Her, And She Was Very, Very Religious.

All The Women In The World Want A Phony Rock Star Who Plays Guitar.