Sometimes Writers Of No Talent At All

Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

I Was Making Love To A Man, A Man I Hardly Even Know. He Was Kissing The Face Off Me And I Was Kissing The Face Off Him. And I Found It Highly Satisfactory.

I Began Quite Early In Life To Sense The Thrill A Girl Attains In Supplying Money To A Man.

I Was Born In The Theatre. My Father Was A Small Time Impresario On The West Coast And I Was Acting From The Age Of 7, But I Started To Write When I Was 12 And By The Time I Was 14 I Was Making More Money Than I Was Acting.

On A Plane You Can Pick Up More And Better People Than On Any Other Public Conveyance Since The Stagecoach.