Sometimes Writers Of No Talent At All

Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.

Men No Longer Prefer Blondes. Today Gentlemen Seem To Prefer Gentlemen.

...in The Past, As Now, [hollywood] Was A Stamping Ground For Tastelessness, Violence, And Hyperbole, But Once Upon A Time It Turned Out A Product Which Sweetened The Flavor Of Life All Over The World.

I Used To Think That Looking Across A Pillow Into The Fabulous Face Of Buster Keaton Would Be A More Thrilling Destiny Than Any Screen Career.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.