Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In

Welcome To Lake Wobegon, Where All The Women Are Strong, All The Men Are Good-looking, And All The Children Are Above Average.

I Thought A Prairie Home Companion Would Be An Interesting Thing To Do For A Summer Or So. Public Radio Was Just Seven Years Old In 1974. It Was A Tiny Organization In Which A Lot Of Things Got Started Simply Because There Was All This Time To Fill. If You Wanted To Do An Hour On Lithuanian Folk Dancing, You Probably Could Have Done It.

Nothing You Do For Children Is Ever Wasted.

Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In The Eye, And Deny It.

We'd All Be Alot Happier If We'd Stop Assuming We're Supposed To Be Happy.