Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Pope John Paul Ii's Press Secretary, Who Said, See, If Only The Pope Were Italian, He Woulda Shot Back! Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander The Great, Who Said On His Wedding Night, It's Only A Nickname. Never Got A Dinner!