Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

I'm A Naughty Sweetheart.

Is This Chicken Or Is This Fish?

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

I Can’t Wait To Have More Kids. I Love Being Pregnant. I Have Such An Incredible Connection With Myself And With My Body That I’ve Never Had Before.

I Have Amazing Boobs. They're Just Perfect.