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The Other Day The President Said, I Know You've Had Some Rough Times, And I Want To Do Something That Will Show The Nation What Faith That I Have In You, In Your Maturity And Sense Of Responsibility. He Paused, Then Said, Would You Like A Puppy?

I Deserve Respect For The Things I Did Not Do.

Republicans Understand The Importance Of Bondage Between A Mother And Child.

What A Terrible Thing It Is To Lose One's Mind.

I Told You All Lawyers Are Worthless. After All It Takes Won (sic) To Know One.