Speech Is The Mother, Not The Handmaid,

An Aphorism Is Never Exactly True; It Is Either A Half-truth Or One-and-a-half Truths.

Art Is Something That Is So Perfectly Clear That No One Comprehends It.

A Good Writer Does Not Receive Anywhere Near The Number Of Poison-pen Letters That Is Commonly Assumed. Among A Hundred Jackassesthere Are Not Ten Who Will Admit To Being Jackasses, And At Most One Who Will Put It In Writing.

Diplomacy Is A Game Of Chess In Which The Nations Are Checkmated.

Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And Martyrdom.