Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket

Firemen Have The Coolest Toys Ever!

My Dignity And Good Television - They'll Never Meet.

I Am Now Standing In A Mixture Of Cooling Fluid, Gasoline, And Cola.

The Explosions, Like The Urban Legends, Are A Great Way Of Bringing People In To Watch, Because It's Really Fun, And You Know We're Always Going To Give You A Satisfying Ending.

Isn't Television Glamourous?