Stand Before Your God, Bow Before Your

Someone Out There Was About To Find That Their Worst Nightmare Was A Maddened Librarian. With A Badge.

Mum Had Done Everything You Need To Educate A Kid. She Made Me A Kid Who Likes Books And She Told Me About 'wind In The Willows' And Read It And I Thought This Is Weird, Rat, Mole, Toad And My First Ever Bolshie Thought - You Know About 'the Wind In The Willows.'

The Dwarfs Can Turn Lead Into Gold... It Reached The Pointy Ears Of The Dwarfs. -can We? -damned If I Know. I Can't. -yeah, But If You Could, You Wouldn't Say. I Wouldn't Say, If I Could. -can You? -no! -ah-ha!

Progress Just Means Bad Things Happen Faster.

It Doesn't Matter How You Live And Die, It's How The Bards Wrote It Down.