Stand By Your Bed And Salute Me.

World War Z Is Out Today. The Big Zombie Movie. The Trailer Looks Scary. You See Hordes Of Bodies Climbing And Rolling Over Each Other. It's Like Black Friday At The Mall.

You Clap. The Censor Wakes Up. We All Get Into Trouble.

If You Know Anything About Me - And, If You Do, I'm Sorry That Your Life Turned Out Like That.

By The Power Of Steven Wright's Beard!

Why Don't They Allow Professional Wrestling At The Olympics? They Allow Pro Basketball Players And Hockey Players. Olympic Pro Wrestling Would Be Awesome. The Team From Mexico Could Wear Those Mr. X Masks. The French Wrestler Could Hit His Opponent With A Baguette. Or Perhaps Just Surrender.