Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.