Stand-up Is The Only Thing In Which

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

I'm Always Amazed When I Hear People Saying, "that George Bush, He's A Great Leader". And I Wonder, Where Can One Find A Drug That Would Make One So Delusional?

Is A Bj Adultery? What? Did I Miss A Day Of School? Of Course It Is! Oral Sex Is Adultery Like Curling Is An Olympic Sport. The Only Thing Is, Oral Sex Should Be In The Olympics Because It's Much Harder Than Curling, And If You're Good At It, You Deserve A Medal!

North Korea Is The Country That The Monkeys In The Wizard Of Oz Came From.