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Journalism Is A Kind Of Profession, Or Craft, Or Racket, For People Who Never Wanted To Grow Up And Go Out Into The Real World.

We're All Controlled Neurotics.

When 25 Percent Of The Population Believe The President Should Be Impeached And 51 Percent Of The Population Believe In Ufos, You May Or May Not Need A New President, But You Definitely Need A New Population

If You're A Good Journalist, What You Do Is Live A Lot Of Things Vicariously, And Report Them For Other People Who Want To Live Vicariously.

So If A Christian Is Touched Only Once A Year, The Touching Is Still Worth It, And Maybe On Some Given Christmas, Some Quiet Morning, The Touch Will Take.