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The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.

A Wise Man Is Superior To Any Insults Which Can Be Put Upon Him, And The Best Reply To Unseemly Behavior Is Patience And Moderation.

Those Whose Conduct Gives Room For Talk Are Always The First To Attack Their Neighbors.

There's A Sort Of Decency Among The Dead, A Remarkable Discretion: You Never Find Them Making Any Complaint Against The Doctor Who Killed Them!

Show Some Mercy To This Chair Which Has Stretched Out Its Arms To You For So Long; Please Satisfy Its Desire To Embrace You!