15 Steel Chairs? That's Insane. It Was

When You Are Surrounded By People Who Are Much Better Than You, You Have Two Choices: You Can Sh*t The Bed, And The Performance Can Go To Hell. Or You Can Step Up And Rise To The Occasion.

Son Of A Mustard Sandwich, That Ends Tonight!

You Learn To Laugh At Yourself And You Also Lean On Comedy As A Crutch To Kind Of Take The Edge Off Because Comedians Often Are Self-deprecating And They Cross Lines That They Shouldn't. Stuff Like That Brings A Smile To My Face Every Once In A While When Needed.

When People Show Loyalty To You, You Take Care Of Those Who Are With You. It's How It Goes With Everything. If You Have A Small Circle Of Friends, And One Of Those Friends Doesn't Stay Loyal To You, They Don't Stay Your Friend For Very Long.

I've Always Taken Any Sort Of Audible Response As A Compliment, And I Always Understand It Is Our Consumers' Right And Privilege To Say Whatever People Want At Our Events. So As Long As There's No Silence, I'll Keep Being Excited. But That Stuff In The Arenas Is One Thing. The Comments On The Internet - The Obnoxious, Visceral Comments - Are Baffling To Me. I Just Don't Know Why That's The Way It Is.