I Am An Aging Girl Scout.

If You Cannot Come To The Party, Do Not Cancel At The Last Minute Or Give A Message To A Child To Inform The Host. And Don't Bother Explaining Why You Can't Attend Because Anything After 'because' Is Bullshit.

Don't Answer The Door In A Wedding Dress And Veil, He Might Not Think You're Joking.

If You Decide On Having An Alcoholic At Your Party, Make Sure It's A Large Gathering. This Way, Until The Alcoholic Begins Removing Their Clothes Or Dangling The Cat Out The Window, They Can Sort Of Blend In. An Alcoholic At A Small Gathering Is Called An Intervention.

I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids, And I Didn't Want To Get Married.

I Feel So Free And Open To Ideas, And I Get Inspired By Everything.