Stevie Wonder Is A Musical Genius !

You Might Have Seen A Housefly, Maybe Even A Superfly, But I Bet You Ain't Never Seen A Donkey Fly! Ha, Ha!

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived. And I Think It's Because He Had Such Presence. When Elvis Walked Into A Room, Elvis Presley Was In The F***ing Room. I Don't Give A F*** Who Was In The Room With Him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.

When I Go Back To The Stage, I Want To Be Able To Do Everything. I Want To Be Able To Do Music And Comedy And All That Stuff And Have A Show Like Nobody Ever Had Before.