Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.

Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

Five Runs Ahead And He'd Knock In All The Runs I Could Ask For. One Run Behind And He Was Going To Kill Me.