Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

If You Don't Win, You're Going To Be Fired. If You Do Win, You've Only Put Off The Day You're Going To Be Fired.

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

It Is Decidedly Not True That 'nice Guys Finish Last'.

I Never Did Say That You Can't Be A Nice Guy And Win. I Said That If I Was Playing Third Base And My Mother Rounded Third With The Winning Run, I'd Trip Her Up.

As Long As I've Got One Chance To Beat You I'm Going To Take It.