Stick A Needle In Your Arm, You

Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

Johnny Depp Already Seen How Alcohol And Drugs Can Get In The Way Of A Career. And You Have To Remember One Thing: Johnny Was A Guitar Player And A Rock-and-roller Way Before He Was An Actor. When He Came To Los Angeles, He Came With His Band.

They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact Sport. Not The Way That We Play It

Drinking Beer Is Easy. Trashing Your Hotel Room Is Easy. But Being A Christian, That's A Tough Call. That's Rebellion.

Every Rock'n'roll Band I Know, Guys With Long Hair And Tattoos, Plays Golf Now.