Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All

Here's Something Pompous - You Take Your Day And Artistically Create It, So Every Moment Has An Artistic Flavor.

You Have To Create Your Life. You Have To Carve It, Like A Sculpture.

I'm Not Going To Have A Tombstone. I'm Going To Be Tossed In The Air. Ashes, Tossed Like A Salad.

I'm A Performer, Comedian, Entertainer, Writer And Director.

I've Never Not Appeared In Front Of A Live Audience For Any Longer Period Than A Month Or Two.