Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All

I Love Technology. Matches, To Light A Fire Is Really High Tech. The Wheel Is Really One Of The Great Inventions Of All Time. Other Than That I Am An Ignoramus About Technology. I Once Looked For The 'on' Button On The Computer And Came To Find Out It Was On The Back. Then I Thought, Anyone Who Would Put The 'on' Switch On The Back, Where You Can't Find It, Doesn't Do Any Good For My Psyche. The One Time I Did Get The Computer On, I Couldn't Turn The Damn Thing Off!

I Got On A Horse When I Was About 12 Years Of Age, And Started Galloping Around. My Mother Came Up Said "where Did You Learn To Ride A Horse?" I Said "this Is The First Time I've Ever Been On A Horse" I Just Knew, I Just Felt The Horse.

My Beautiful Wife Is Dead. She Meant Everything To Me. Her Laughter, Her Tears And Her Joy Will Remain With Me The Rest Of My Life.

If We Can Clean Up Our World, I'll Bet You We Can Achieve Warp Drive.

I've Never Not Appeared In Front Of A Live Audience For Any Longer Period Than A Month Or Two.