Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

I Say Have The Night And Give People The Awards, But Why Do People Want To Watch People Win Awards? What Are They Getting Out Of It? I Don't Quite Get It. Because They Have Awards All The Time; There's Awards For Butchers, The Best Meat Served, But They Don't Televise It. I Don't Know Why They Do It For Films Or Tv Programs.

We Are Always Making More And More Stuff In The World. You Know; Big Buildings, Big Planes, Big Boats And That. Will We Ever Get To A Point Where All This Is Too Heavy For The World To Handle?