Stop The Planet. I Want To Get

Shirley's Gonna Be Pissed," Gazarra Said. "she Hates When I Get Shot." To My Recollection, The Only Other Time Gazarra Was Shot Was When He Was Playing Quick Draw In The Police Station Elevator And His Gun Accidentally Discharged. The Bullet Ricocheted Off The Elevator Wall And Lodged In Gazarra's Right Buttock.

When You Get Ready To Write Your Novel, Outline It First. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting Halfway Through And Realizing You've Painted Yourself In A Plot Corner.

Do You Have Someone Watching Her House?” (stephanie) “that Kind Of Surveillance Only Happens In The Movies. We’re So Underbudgeted We’re One Step Away From Holding Bake Sales To Pay For Toilet Paper. (morelli)

About That Proposal, Cupcake..." Morelli

Turns Out, That's How It Is With Weddings. You Just Keep Getting In Deeper And Deeper Until You Want To Throw Up.