Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I Don't Recommend Surgery At All. Women's Bodies Are Beautiful As They Are, And I've Had A Love/hate Relationship With My Breasts My Whole Life.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

I Don't Consider Myself A Feminist, But I Feel Very Empowered As A Woman, And I've Used All My Resources Widely. I Believe In Equality, But That's Just Naturally Happening. I Still Want A Door Opened For Me, To Be Treated Like A Lady, But I Also Want Equal Rights For Women, Of Course.

I Thought, 'if You're Going To Be On Tv, And If You're Going To Be Out And Glamorous, The Natural Look Can Stay At Home.'