Style Is To Forget All Styles.

Talent Is Like Money; You Don't Have To Have Some To Talk About It.

We Are In The World To Laugh. In Purgatory Or In Hell We Shall No Longer Be Able To Do So. And In Heaven It Would Not Be Proper.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

Do Not Ask Me To Be Kind; Just Ask Me To Act As Though I Were.

Paradise Does Not Exist, But We Must Nonetheless Strive To Be Worthy Of It.