Success Only Breeds A New Goal

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

Everybody Has A Heart. Except Some People.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

Dramatic Art In Her Opinion Is Knowing How To Fill A Sweater.