Sure, I Love Fairy Tales.

Actually I Never Did Stand Up. I'm Not That Funny.

You Really Should Be Able To Feel The Higher Power Of Music And Be Moved By It, Rather Than Listening To Me Waffle On And Having To Explain It.

But You Know, I'm The Negative-nancy, Curmudgeon, Glass-half-empty-with-a-leak-in-it Guy - Which Is Basically The Fuel That Fires Me Up Anyway. Without That, We Wouldn't Have Me.

Choices Always Were A Problem For You. What You Need Is Someone Strong To Guide You. Deaf And Blind And Dumb And Born To Follow, What You Need Is Someone Strong To Use You - Like Me.

But Then It Hasn't Really Been A Focus Of Our Government To Make Us An Educated People.