Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.