Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.