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A Man Only Learns By Two Things; One Is Reading And The Other Is Association With Smarter People.

I Am Telling Folks That The Country As A Whole Is "sound," And That All Those Who's Heads Are Solid Are Bound To Get Back Into The Market Again. I Tell 'em That This Country Is Bigger Than Wall Street, And If They Don't Believe It, I Show 'em The Map.

Will Somebody Please Tell Me What They Do With All The Vice-presidents A Bank Has? Why The United States Is The Biggest Business Institution In The World, And They Got Only One Vice-president And Nobody Has Ever Found Anything For Him To Do.

Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat To Rescue It From Oblivion.

A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To Its Truth.