Take Ice. Ice Is Fascinating To Me.

The Only Unitasker Allowed In My Kitchen Is A Fire Extinguisher.

I'm Too Tired To Hate.

If I Took My Turkey Out Of The Refrigerator And, Like, Threw It In A Dumpster Or Drug It Down The Street In New York For A While [it Will Make People Sick].

Very Good Cooks Who Are Employed As 'chefs' Rarely Refer To Themselves As 'chefs.' They Refer To Themselves As 'cooks.'

Flame Is Bad. Flame Does Nasty Things To Food. It Makes Soot And It Makes Deposits Of Various Chemicals That Are Not Too Good For Us. The Last Thing You Really Want To See Licking At Your Food While It's On A Grill Is An Actual Flame.