Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.