Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.