Take Notes. Everything Is Copy.

In Fact, Looking Back, It Seems To Me That I Was Clueless Until I Was About 50-years-old.

That's Your Problem! You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie.

Food Became, For Dinner Parties In The Sixties, What Abstract Expressionism Had Been In The Fifties.

[on George W. Bush:] How Is It Possible That The President Is Off On Vacation And The Vice President Is, Too? Not That It Matters That Much If The President Is On Vacation; On Some Level, The President Is Always On Vacation.

So, Twice A Week, I Go To A Beauty Salon And Have My Hair Blown Dry. It’s Cheaper By Far Than Psychoanalysis, And Much More Uplifting.